look at your soul 

but most importantly 

check your asshole
 

For Binh is coming 

he's coming to-nite

to give you a sight 

that'll send you running 

he'll hike up his pants

and do a little dance

while through his butt, he's humming
 

Binh the son of Monkey-Gods 

Daughter of  the pagan love pixie

Give hm a nickel to fuck 

you won't be out of luck 

While he's whistlin' Dixie 

You'll look at his manly bod
 

For you won't regret what you see 

he's taking off his pants 

to do a little dance 

for you can clutch his pee

he's taking off his Hanes 

masturbating in the rain 

You'll be going 'YIPPEE!'